notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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liouis:

puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep

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dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

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penceyprcp:

and that’s how it happened

penceyprcp:

and that’s how it happened

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janemba:

glowcloud:

"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast

how u log out of a party i think im too old for this post

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sorry i’ve been so absent. i’ve been hella sick for a while now (still no idea what’s wrong) and i barely have the energy to do anything, even tumblr. so im not gone or ignoring anyone, i’m just dying (not actually dying probably)

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The Great Escape
Boys Like Girls - Boys Like Girls
PLAYED 9,513 TIMES

goodishmusic:

the great escape // boys like girls

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8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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